Q: If a canoe rolls into your backyard and loses all four wheels, then how many pancakes does it take to fill up a cat house?
A: 27, but only 15 on Sundays
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to get the giraffe and one to fill the bath with brightly coloured machine tools.
I love it. I’m gonna use that on some drunk people.
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