Rabbits do not need to blink

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I’m not sure if this is the Cajun fries or theĀ  happy hardcore music I’ve been listening to but I have reached the conclusion the rabbits are unnatural. This little critter here, while he looks cute chewing does not blink for 2 minutes. I watched and watched and then watched some more and it does not blink.
This means that rabbits are evil. Also we will have to train them to see in the dark. This way we can use them to detect zombie night attack raids. I say we harness the unblinkin powers of the rabbit and cross genetify then critters with elephants and japanese rat snake. With their powers combined we will have a unblinking, extremely quiet efficient and not to mention large hunting monster to use to attack the undead hordes.

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