Ah, coffee, you miraculous beverage, existing only as the least-diluted carrier form of caffeine known to man. I am forever indebted to the sheer nervous energy you’ve brought to my life, to the masses of calories I’ve burned just from my hands twitching. You brighten my days, lengthen my nights, and make my life just that much more energetic. I love you.
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